Hello, Mortal...

Corpse Girl welcomes you to her website, but strongly suggests that your victim be a fictional character. Though she insists that her dark powers are real and fatal, she is unlikely to use them at the whims of mere humans like you and I. So, while she will gladly provide a humorous drawn or written scenario in which the target of your ire meets an untimely end, she will not execute a living, real life victim. Probably...

Either way, Corpse Girl and her human medium claim no responsibility for the future of anyone whose name crosses her inbox; real or fictional. If you're looking to identify one of my alleged victims, however, please visit the morgue.

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